There are three ways to get in touch with me – the slow way, the fast way, and the painful way.
Sending me an email all but guarantees I will at least receive it, when or whether I read it or reply is another matter. Using IRC is instant, and allows you to get in touch with me in real-time, it’s the next best thing to actually phoning - but there’s no guarantee I’ll be on IRC at any given time (but it’s free and easy – try it first). MSN (and ICQ) are... only to be used as a last resort – when you absolutely refuse to use IRC. You’ll have to email me before I divulge my MSN or ICQ contact information.
Feel free to send me a message, I may even get around to reading it one day.
Due to the ever-friendly spam bots that roam the Internet searching for juicy email addresses to add to their databases of free holiday and credit card offers, I have masked my email address. You can send me mail by clicking anywhere inside this box, or on the image above – provided your browser supports JavaScript. If it doesn’t, email me a complaint and I’ll see what I can do about it.
Smile. You’re on candid camera. 
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